What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

My wife admitted to cheating on me with a married man. Should I tell this man and his wife that I know?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

How did your marriage end?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

What factors may contribute to intelligent individuals identifying as Republican rather than Democrat in the United States today?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.